12 October 2008

We're not Hunting Wabbits Anymore

Photo on bottom is a recently sunken rum smuggler's boat taken out by Another Mutiny. Above, damage done to a riverfront home as a result of recent fighting over the rum trade on The Middle Ground Flats.
As the boating season comes to a close and the financial crisis deepens the competition for rum on the Hudson intensifies. No longer a gentleman's came of gaining market share, open gunfire is now the name of the game.

All that shall end this afternoon as another mutiny launches a double stealth attack in order to restore order. Rumor has it Stewart House and Yanni's III have been exchanging gunfire as well in order to lure boaters to their bars.
It shall be a beautiful day on the flats..............may even smoke a stogie while floating along with the tide........that is after we restore law, rum and order.....

Now if they would just return to shooting ducks instead of rum boats.

This is the prized liquid currently causing all the trouble on the flats. Click the bottle to find out more about the nectar of the Hudson

Capt. (without class) Parsons W. Wayneright

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