21 June 2009

Party With Some Real Pirates

After the run in with the UN peace keeping row boat we called in the heavy artillery. The only one to make it to shore in Athens was the Onrust (pronounceticated On-roost). They chatted with us and others in need of rum and then they sailed on the next morning to the Port of Albany to meet with the state senate Republicans. So pissed off at the meeting with the minority the Dems have since refused to show up for work!
This Flag has set the tone for the Middle Ground Flats for the summer.
The last time this flag was flown was 400 yeras ago when the Indians on Manhattan Island stole a bucket of rum from the Haalve Moon and Henry Hudson's crew.
And you thought Manhattan was bought for a song? Hold on tight mates we're in for some rough sailing I'm afraid.
Capt. No-Class (and no rum)
Parsons W.Wayneright

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